British Leaks

British troops would likely defend The Baltics against a Russian invasion. Smartly coached by Fabio Capello. Or by Cameron Dias. Excuse the mixed names.

The last time British troops have won a skirmish was on the Falklands. A handful of island land defended by few powerless Argentinians.

10 years in Afghanistan showed the bigger picture. British troops are good. For as little as themselves. Red faces, pink complexion, machine guns, and endless fear. Correspondents, emulating each other in their efforts from a front line, shots across the mountain range, millions-worth hellicopters. The British are just cowards, dying sometimes, in friendly fire. With pictures in their hands. Of David Cameron, or Cameron Dias.

There was an admiral, called Nelson. Too far back, or too late for them, to be remembered. Brits (whatever that means), or Scottish, pure malt blend, and coming ignorant out of their schools. In vastly British numbers.

Oh, I forgot something else, from the headlines. Britian’s got talent …